Funny Diet And Weight Loss Quotes



Lose Weight But Keep Your Sense Of Humor

Trying to lose weight can often be a challenging and frustrating process.

Oftentimes we lose a few pounds one day only to find that we have gained five or more the next day.

The next time that you find yourself in this seemingly hopeless and endless circle of going back and forth with your weight, just step back, take a break and enjoy a little bit of diet humor.

Laugh And Be Happy

The ability to laugh at ourselves can often provide the proper stress relief and motivation that we need to start all over and try again.

Chance are you didn't gain weight all at once so it's highly unlikely that you will lose it all at once.  Be patient, breath, laugh and refocus on your goals!

Funny Diet Quotes

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. English Proverb


Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. Author Unknown

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Author Unknown



The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Author Unknown


I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! Author Unknown


I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. Totie Fields


Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! Author Unknown


If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. Author Unknown

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Author Unknown



The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. Author Unknown

Dieting is wishful shrinking. Author Unknown


Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. Author Unknown


To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
Author Unknown



Dieting is not a piece of cake. Author Unknown


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